Yesterday i watched I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, a supposedly "gay-friendly" movie made by straight men. Ang bida sina Adam Sandler and Kevin James as two firemen who fake a gay marriage for insurance purposes, but get into trouble when the insurance company uncovers the fraud. Filled with cheap caricatures and mildly offensive jokes about gays, I wouldn't recommend this movie, may nakakatawa pero nakakainis yung halos lahat ng scenes....kung Adam Sandler fan ka chika lang pero sayang lang pera mo.....hmp...

Colin & Ewan may bagong movie, abangan ko to!

Cassandra's Dream is the next film from the director Woody Allen.

As is often the case with Allen's films, not much is known of the film's plot at this early point. In an interview with The Philadelphia Inquirer's Steven Rea, however, he did reveal it will be a serious drama, à la Match Point, and Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor will play brothers.
The film was premiered in secret at Oviedo in Spain on June 18, 2007.It was officially premiered at the Venice Film Festival on September 2, 2007 and is scheduled to be released on November 30, 2007.The film will have its North American premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2007.

It's official - there's a shock new couple in Hollywood... Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell. According to them, Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things," a deadpan Ewan told us on the red carpet premiere of their film, Cassandra's Dream, in Toronto.The story was then 'confirmed' by Colin, who walked up behind him, grinning: "We're lovers, but only physically. No movies, no dinners, or long meaningful conversations caring about how the other person is doing in their lives."The 31-year-old Irishman added: "We just like to make love every now and then. Once a year is going to be the deal, like Woody Allen makes his films. "We're going to make love once a year. He does look well, doesn't he? Very dapper. It's the accent as well that gets me."Ewan added that they planned to hang out together tonight.

Trip to Quiapo

Every Sunday excited ako lagi kasi ito ang araw ng aking trip to Quiapo...bibili na naman ako ng mga DVD's hehehe, pag sundays talaga iba ang feeling ko...ang saya kasi ang sarap sumakay sa LRT3 from Cubao papuntang Recto...ang ganda ng tren, maluwag kahit maraming taong sumasakay at ang bawat stop may Voice Over na maririnig, di gaya ng MRT tagal pumila nakakaloka ang sikip....excited din ako kasi kakain na naman ako sa Globe Lumpia ang paborito kong lumpiang sariwa sa balat ng lupa...kung galing ka ng Isetan going to Quiapo church, pagdating mo ng overpass sa may gawing kanan makikita mo agad ang Globe Lumpia House ( dating Raon St.) maliit lang ang lumpia house, pagpasok mo may malaking pictures nina Susan Enriquez at Charlene Gonzalez with the owner ilang beses na silang napi-feature sa tv (sikat diba?)...Trivia lang- alam ba ninyo na 1957 pa lang may globe lumpia na daw at kaya sya tinawag na globe lumpia kasi nasa tabi ito ng dating Globe Theater...hanggang ngayon nasa tabi pa rin sila ng nagsarang globe theater....ang sarap ng lumpia nila dito grabe at P16.00 lang plus Sarsi na P8.00 solve ka na...masarap kasi yung caramel-peanut sauce nila at tamang tama lang yung tamis at fresh na fresh ang mga ingredients...panalo nakaka-adik....hehehehe at pagkatapos ay go na ako sa aking suki ng mga pirated dvd's....ang saya!

SANGO...go na kayo Japanese burger naman to!

Habang nilalasap namin ang sarap ng Kozui's Anmitsu nagbalik sa aking alaala ang SANGO, the burger master sa may Milelong , Makati...Winner ang burger nila dito kung sawa na kayo sa Jollibee at Mcdo...hay naku kakaibang experience ang first visit ko sa Sango, feeling ko nasa Japan ako...kasi sa entrance pa lang may mga nakatambay nang mga GRO's ( taga-Pharaoh ata sila, videoke bar besides Sango ) at ang mga service crew dito ang tataas ng energy kung mag-greet mula pinto hanggang sa pag order mo, mapapa-Oh at wow ka! ba't di sila napapagod huh and at ang drama nila mala-at-your-service .. alerto...at ang pronunciation daw ng SANGO ay sang-go at hindi sango ( parang ngongo pronouncing sago hehehe...joke lang ) nakakatuwa yung mga nakatambay na mga Japanese dito parang mga props lang pero authentic Japanese sila talaga huh...at habang hinihintay mo ang iyong order na dumating maaliw ka sa malaking LCD screen nilang nagpapalabas ng mga Japanese MTV's...panalo diba? para ka na ring nag-Japan kahit na nasa Makati ka lang...at masarap talaga ang burger nila ang difference ay ang special sauce (like a spaghetti sauce with too much onions) nilalagay nila sa master cheeseburger at bagay na bagay sa thick tomato slice at sa ginagamit nilang soft bun....ang masasabi ko lang mapapa-order ka ulet pag natikman mo to grabeh...oh SANGO na kayo dali!!!!

punta kayo dito Kozui masarap!

Galing kami sa wake ng dad ni Peejo sa Philam chapel, diba may pamahiin na pag galing ka daw sa wake wag ka muna uuwi agad sa house? So go muna kami somewhere para mag kape, naalala namin yung may green tea daw sa may Morato, pero di namin maalala ang name basta green tea...finally narating namin ang KOZUI Green Tea...panalo ang interior green greenan ang concept at minimalist ang theme chorvah at hindi basta basta ang mga tsaa nila dito pang mayaman ang hitsu...japanese japanisan ang dating pero affordable naman kung may pera ka hehehe...so tanong tanong kami ng mga best seller nila...at nakita ko ang Anmitsu na parang halo-halo pinoy version (P138) (Japanese dessert with homemade green tea ice cream, azuki beans, gelatin, mochi balls and mango cubes)...aktuali maganda sya sa picture kaya yun ang inorder namin plus Takoyaki (samurai balls ) Japanese version ng squid/fish balls natin...hmmmm...masarap sya huh hindi lang sya maganda sa picture...at alam nyo ba na ang meaning ng KOZUI? In Kansai-ben, the dialect of Japan’s southern provinces, kozui means “fragrance” - the primary factor considered when judging green tea...pero para sakin ang meaning nito hindi lang fragrance...iba KOZUI pag natikman nyo masarap talaga! go...go..go..

SEX AND THE CITY THE MOVIE!!!!

The feature film version of SEX AND THE CITY is back on track after negotiations with the series' four leading ladies made significant progress this week. Stars SARAH JESSICA PARKER, KRISTIN DAVIS, KIM CATTRALL and CYNTHIA NIXON were set to star in the big screen version of the hit show before the project collapsed. US OK! magazine reports exclusively that a studio source has confirmed that the long-postponed project is closer to becoming a reality after "substantial negotiations have opened with each of the stars' teams this week". According to the studio insider, "Obviously, there is still a lot to be worked out contractually, but it would be amazing to get this project off the ground. "There is no doubt that fans cannot wait to see them all reunited." Rumours have circulated since the show ended in 2004 that the project was unable to get off the ground because of behind-the-scenes drama between the actresses. KIM CATTRALL reportedly refused to appear in the feature film, which reportedly doomed the project. According to sources, enough time has passed and the stars are willing to put their differences aside and move forward with the highly anticipated project.

2007 COSMO CENTERFOLDS...sino ang type mo?

COSMOPOLITAN'S CENTERFOLDS 2007

Dingdong Dantes Actor Age: 27 Height: 5’10” Shoe Size: 11 Star Sign: Leo Run for cover: “I like women in long dresses—something that does not reveal too much skin. I believe a woman can still exude true sexiness even when covered up.”Wise wordsmith: “Love isn’t blind. It sees all, but doesn’t mind.”

Alfred Vargas Actor Age: 25 Height: 5’11” Shoe Size: 10 Out of passion: “I’m a very passionate guy. That’s both a good thing and a bad thing.”If you want to be his real-life leading lady…keep in mind that he’s into dogs, books, band art films.Modern-day courtship: “I use a mix of old and new ways of panliligaw.”It figures: “Love? I’m still trying to figure it out.”

Derek Ramsay Actor Age: 28 Height: 5’10” Shoe Size: 11 Star Sign: Sagittarius Kid at heart: “I love hanging out with my nieces and nephews. They’re one of the best things in my life right now.”Hot headgear: “I’d easily notice a girl who wears a cap.”Rated A lip service: “For me, a kiss should be soft, slow, and sensual.”No claws clause: “I don’t like it when women have really long nails.”

Jake Cuenca Actor Age: 19 Height: 5’10 ½” Shoe Size: 11 Star Sign: Capricorn Top women: “I easily get attracted to women who know exactly what they want in life.”Over and above: “I would give 110% of myself to the woman I love.”Not your usual smooch: “I think of a kiss as a really intimate act.”Skater boy: He gets on his skateboard when he can.

Marvin Raymundo Model/Actor Age: 20 Height: 5’11” Shoe Size: 10 ½ Star Sign: Taurus Care to be his significant other?: You have to be smart, confident, and humble.Instant holiday: “I once took my loved one to Boracay for a quick getaway.”Fire him up: “I go crazy over women in sexy red dresses.”

Jon Avila Model/Actor Age: 23 Height: 6’ Shoe Size: 11 Star Sign: Virgo Heavenly homebody: “I like to cook and surf the ‘net. But mostly I just hang out at home.”Domestic appeal: “I’m pretty good at ironing clothes…and cuddling.”Raingear not required: “I want to do it out in the rain.”Miffed by mirror-mad girls: “I don’t like girls who are constantly checking the mirror.”

Paolo Paraiso Actor/Model Age: 27 Height: 6’1” Shoe Size: 12 Star Sign: Scorpio Down-to-earth dude: “It’d be wild to do it while you’re in a sports car speeding down the highway.”One heck of a spoiler: “I’d pamper and spoil the woman I love.”Love, naturally: “Love just comes and happens to you. There’s no reason. No explanation.”

Joem Bascon Actor Age: 21 Height: 5’9” Shoe Size: 10 ½ Star Sign: Virgo Why you should have your passport ready: “I think it would be really romantic if the girl I love and I could go on a trip to a foreign country.”Mystery game: “I go for girls who are quiet and mysterious.”No questions asked: “When you fall in love, you should give yourself totally to the woman who has captured your heart.”Get him hot: He’ll go nuts if you don a sexy, black, backless dress

Fred Payawan Model/Actor Age: 18 Height: 5’11” Shoe Size: 11 ½ Star Sign: Pisces Natural romantic selection: “I don’t like girls who are vain and who think that everything is about them.”Play date: “My idea of a perfect date would start with breakfast somewhere in Tagaytay. Then we’d spend the whole day having fun in Enchanted Kingdom.”Mr. Right: “The perfect kiss is something you only experience at the right time and the right place with the right girl.”

Are you brave enough to see this film?

THE BRAVE ONE (2007)


New York radio host Erica Bain (Jodie Foster) has a life that she loves and a fiancé she adores. All of it is taken from her when a brutal attack leaves Erica badly wounded and her fiancé dead. Unable to move past the tragedy, Erica begins prowling the city streets at night to track down the men she holds responsible. Her dark pursuit of justice catches the public’s attention, and the city is riveted by her anonymous exploits. But with the NYPD desperate to find the culprit and a dogged police detective (Terrence Howard) hot on her trail, she must decide whether her quest for revenge is truly the right path, or if she is becoming the very thing she is trying to stop.

Everytime na makikita ko ang trailer ng "the brave one" parang hindi sya interesting panoorin kasi masyadong give away, pero di naman to gagawin ng lola jodie ng basta basta lalo na ang director nya ay si Niel Jordan ( crying game, interview with the vampire ). Syempre pa go na naman ako sa powerplant para sa premiere ng brave one at lahat ng audience ay pinakain ng domino pizza na may kasamang lemonade ( sosyal ang x-deal ng 92.3xfm) Sa simula ng pelikula pa-tweetums ang jodie kay Naveen (Lost)ang kanyang fiancee walking with curtis ang kanilang dog sa central park, winner ang eksenang ito after ng attacked habang nasa ER sila ay nagdi-dissolve ng mga eksena ng kanilang love scene. Intense ang akting ng lola jodie, di matatawaran, parang binubulungan niya si Oscar na pang award po ang akting ko dito. Sobrang nadala ako sa transition ni lola jodie, nag flash back yung mga nangyari sa akin dati parang jodie foster attacked ng tatlong lalaki....butch na butch ang lola jodie sa kanyang transition, kahit ako natakot sa kanya...lalo na nung kinakausap niya si Chloe sa isang eksena parang gusto na yang halikan ang bagets na girlash...ang daming moment ni lola jodie dito 2 hour ba naman ang pelikula....at crush na crush ko si terrence howard , ang police detective, sa Crash pa lang, crush ko na sya...hmmm ang sexy na mata nya grabe....tuwing may binabaril ang jodie napapasigaw ako sa sarili ko na paksyet dapat talaga pinapatay yung mga taong masasama....winner ang ending sa isip isip ni jodie ( dipa ba ako ma-nominate ng award nito noh )...tumapang ako after ko mapanood ang movie at gagayahin ko ang lola jodie....

Di masarap ang Chopseuy?

After Paano kita Iibigin itong "Chopseuy" ang follow up movie ni papa piolo....ang tsismis di daw kumita ang paano kita iibigin? eh paano na lang itong Chopseuy noong nanood ako kahapon parang lima lang kami sa moviehaus? syempre fan ako ni papa piolo kaya go pa rin ako kahit na ang chaka ng poster nila, parang suspense ang effect ng poster ...pero nanood pa rin ako diba? Sana ginawa na lang itong telemovie, at feeling ko sa sobrang hectic ng sked ni papa piolo parang one day shoot lang sya sa pelikula, kasi di sya lumalabas ng kwarto nya kasi sa storya depressed depresan ang drama nya, dahil di sya sinipot ng chinese fiancee nya sa araw ng kanilang kasal at sumama sa pinoy na kalaguyo ( kaloka diba? iniwan ni jessica (name ng fiancee ni piolo)ang beauty ni papa piolo? kaya ayun di mo makita sa pelikula si piolo, pasulpot sulpot lang...parang ang bida dito eh si dimples romana na ang galing galing umarte....may isang eksena akong napaiyak ni dimples nang mag thank you ang papa piolo sa kanya dahil nilinis niya ang kanyang kwarto, dahil wala syang ginawa sa pelikula kundi maglinis, maglaba, mamalengke at take note taga bukas lang ng gate ang katulong nila ( bat kaya sinuswelduhan yun? )...hay naku pag kumakain naman ako ng chopseuy eh nasasarapan ako pero dito sa pelikula di masyado...siguro kulang sa rekado? sana pinaghubad na lang nila si papa piolo para mas masarap bwahahahahaha!

Mga napanood ko dvds this week

KNOCKED UP (2007)

Allison Scott (Katharine Heigl) is on the fast track for a promising career as an entertainment journalist. Her big plans get a little messed up, though, after a one-night stand with a total slacker (Seth Rogen) gets her pregnant. Although she has the determination to be a successful working single mom, Allison tries to involve her baby's daddy in her life, but he may turn out to be a little too immature to handle fatherhood.

THE HOST (2006)

The Host (괴물, Goemul "Creature" or "Monster") is a 2006 South Korean monster film, which also contains elements of comedy and drama films. The film was directed by Bong Joon-ho, who also co-wrote the screenplay, along with Baek Chul-hyun. Starring in the film as members of an unremarkable family thrust into the middle of extraordinary events were Song Kang-ho, Byeon Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona and Ko Ah-seong.
Following the success of the director's previous work, Memories of Murder, The Host was heavily anticipated and hyped. It was released on a record number of screens in its home country on July 27, 2006 and broke box-office records throughout its domestic run. By the end of its run on November 8th, the film had been seen over 13 million times, making it the highest grossing South Korean film of all time, beating the previous leader The King and the Clown, which had attracted 12.3 million people.

The Host premiered at the Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2006

Ang parola ni Harry

Ang Lalake Sa Parola
(The Man in the Lighthouse) is a new pinoy indie movie starring Harry Laurel, Justin de Leon, Richard Quan and Jennifer Lee.
Synopsis:Lalake sa Parola is homo-erotic journey in finding one’s true self Mateo (Harry Laurel) has been searching for his father (Richard Quan) who left when he was five. His search leads him to Lobo, Batangas only to discover that his father is in Dubai.

Awaiting his father’s return, Mateo works as the caretaker of Lobo’s lighthouse. Here, he meets Jerome (Justin de Leon), a gay man from the city. What ensues soon after the meeting is the beginning of his homoerotic journey, while Suzet (Jennifer Lee), Mateo’s girlfriend struggles for his love and attention. What begins as a search for one’s father evolves into a search for one’s self. Will Mateo, in the midst of his conservative rural community, cross the thin line between being straight and being gay?This story is a search for oneself as seen through the lens of rural homosexuality, myths, and fairies (superstitions/belief?); and the lies that people create to escape the bitter realities of life.

Nanood ako ng premiere ng Lalaki sa Parola last monday Sept 3 sa UP film center, pagdating ko ang haba na ng pila sa labas, at syempre mas marami ang bading na nakapila kesa mga babae hehehe...excited ako makita kung ano gay film na naman ito.....yung parolang ginamit sa pelikula madalas ko na makita sa mga videoke na ginagamit na background sa mga kanta....natuwa naman ako sa pelikula dahil sa mga uncut scenes na napanood ko gaya ng naninilip si justin habang nagse-sex sina harry at jennifer lee, nakita ang birdie ni justin habang nagma-masterbate...at ang nakakatawa eksena eh yung binibj ni jennifer si harry sa spiral staircase...biglang tinulak ni harry si jennifer dahil bubuksan nya daw ang ilaw ng parola at pag zoom out ng camera nakita ang matigas na titi ni harry...lumukso ang dugo ko, bigla akong nagka-crush kay harry, at ibinulong ko sa sarili ko " nakakaloka sana ako na lang si jennifer lee..." parang lalaking jacklyn jose si harry, promising ang acting pero chaka ng boses, pag nagsasalita sya nadidistract ako, pati itong si justin bagay na bagay sa kanya ang role nya dahil ang tinis ng boses nya at bigay na bigay ang akting nyang bading parang di na kailangan i-coach ni direk, kusang bina-block nya ang sarili sa mga sex scene na medyo natangay ako sa pagka erotic.....hehehe di sya bagay na copywriter ng isang ad agency sana ginawa na lang syang modelo ng mga underwear mas maniniwala pa ako....overall chika naman ang pelikula di masasayang ang ibabayad mo dahil maaliw ka sa mga pwet nina harry at justin at kung nagnanasa ka sa babae...panalo ang mga suso nina sheree at jennifer lee

San kaya nakakabili nito?

a CONDOM APPLICATOR has just been selected as ‘the most beautiful object in South Africa’ by Jurgen Bey, a leading Dutch product designer.

The condom applicator has been described as "one of those rare products that bridges the divide between social, cultural, economic and international barriers by solving a problem common to all.... (it is) a small product that could have one of the biggest impacts on our social, cultural and economic future."Wrapped in a serrated package that is split open with the help of two thumb-sized handles inside a foil wrapper, the applicator places a pre-loaded condom that slides over an aroused penis to its base. The applicator then pops off. The entire procedure takes less than three seconds, virtually eliminate the possibility of tearing a condom or putting one on the wrong way.